She knows the word ‘lesbian’ because someone at school told her. Strange child. NONE of what is in this is meant to be offensive…I think we all know Dan and Phil aren’t actually lesbians.
"oh my god becky, i just saw the tallest lesbian ever"
Dan and Phil you fucking lezzas
was voldemort a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX
doing the do with you know who
I’M SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
he who must not be laid
If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.
I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing
You have to control the pain.
[throws 15 BATFAs at Benedict Cumberbatch]
[throws 15 BAFTAs at Andrew Scott too]
Benedict you little
I bet they both do that all the fucking time.
the best thing about this is it happened after about 10 minutes of Ben trying desperately to get Martin’s attention and then finally he was just like, fuck it, I’m going for the butt.